Unimpressed Press was created for people who cope with life by laughing at it. We make honest, sarcastic, unbelievably relatable snarky notebooks for anyone who’s tired, busy, overwhelmed, overthinking, under-appreciated, or just trying to get through the week without screaming into a reusable shopping bag.
Our notebooks are small, simple, and surprisingly personal ranging from witty one-liners to unresolved journal notebooks each one designed to say the thing you’re already thinking but haven’t said out loud yet. They’re perfect for gifting, journaling, venting, planning, or passive-aggressively placing on your desk so your coworkers know exactly where you stand.










